Exhibit A: Incriminating quantities of statues, cards and icons of the Virgin Mary
Exhibit B: Glow-in-the-dark rosary (cheap and tacky, so it is not unreasonable to suggest they are used and not for decoration.)
Exhibit C: Scapular
Exhibit D: Literature
Exhibit E: Other contraband
The suspect was seen exiting St. Mary's R.C. Church yesterday evening. Anyone with additional information should contact our anonymous hotline 1-800-RC-Suspect
Are you guilty???
3 comments:
What a fun post!!! I may copy you at some point in the future (if that's okay).
absolutely! I was thinking of doing a link party, but I don't think I have enough readers, feel free to do one of your own and I'll link mine to it!
I love, love, love this! So much fun.. You made Elyse and I smile tonight. Thanks for linking up to Sunday Ponderings. =)
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